So I live in this cave, right? Way high up on a ledge overlooking a huge drop. And I’ve got my computer up there, and my bed and everything of course.
It gets cold up there, so the ledge is all surrounded by hanging tarps or whatever.
So this one morning I invite my brother from another cave over to mine to see the latest stuff I’ve got on my computer. Games and such.
Well I guess the ledge wasn’t strong enough for two, because it snaps. And we’re falling and falling, the ledge, the computer, the bed, my brother and I, like Gandalf and the monster in Lord of the rings.
And after an hour or so we land, thud thud thud, and we’re all crushed and blood and such is coming out of our mouths. But we just laugh and laugh, being immortal.

-Based on a dream by Adam Gardam